Lady Margaret Boat Club

Smells bad whenever we take novice tubs past

The shade of red hurts my eyeballs, please change to blue/gold

Had an epic trip here. Best boat club on river, probably world. Friendly people, lovely views, great drinks. Menu limited (mainly malt loaf) and front 3 rows will get wet so bring change of clothes! Pro tip: if they offer you the cox's seat, ask for something more comfortable or your legs may go numb by the end.