Beaver Castle

Great place for a staycation! Bouncy castles, fishing... What more could you ask for? Luxurious carparks, spacious corridors are among the incredible facilities. I ended my trip with a cold shower in the lake - what a treat! My only gripe is that they do not accommodate meat-eaters. I consider refusing to serve meat a violation of my human rights. When I told them this, they spat in my (disappointingly meatless) food. Other than that, the staff were wonderful. Will visit again!

I went on the worst date of my life here. But it’s the best place I’ve ever been to. A gentleman caller brought me here on a date when I discussed my love of fishing. Well, in the end I was fishing, and he was just wishing I fall truly, madly, deeply into his arms. Now I come here alone, with my cat in a pushchair.

Came for the beaver, stayed for the castle. An excellent weekend retreat.

The best bouncy castle I have ever had! All other companies have been so complicated and had terrible customer service which left me madder than a hornet in an old coke can. Booking them for all major holidays and birthdays. See you at Hanukkah, Beaver Castle!

What a time I had in this ROBE. I completed an advanced class where I upskilled in multivariate regression analysis. After this I went fishing, chauffeured in a Red Corvette. Due to my prowess with the Rod I was gifted with the magical robe of Belvior. What a delight and a privilege, I felt like a true flaneur! 13/10 for effort and activities. Xoxo